Funny Girl

by Traci Lavois Thiebaud

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I'm the funny girl with your coat tails between her teeth
I'm the neon clown with the 11 o clock appointment
I'm the briefcase with the bottle of bourbon
I'm the suit pants doing the twist
I'm laughing louder than you
In shoulder pads
See the rise and fall of my line graph data
See the sharp decline in your dick bulge
When I spit my last quarter report findings
Which read
This just in
Your mating rituals are tired
And your cheap beer pitcher
Is spilling on my boots, sir,
Please, get your shit together, sir,
In the honky tonk
Throwing you back like
Room temperature well whiskey
Throwing you back against the wall
With a firecracker grin
In my don't fuck with me
Oversized for comedy men's coat
Linebacker shoulders
Lunching on your locker room talk
And spitting up the bile
Lipstick smile
Right into your pint glass
Guzzle my fluids big boy
And I'll tell you my best
Knock knock joke
While you choke on your inability
To bed me
And how it feels to be face to face
With the beautiful maniac
Funny girl
That you'll never have
Because it's just not working
'Cause your shit just isn't working
And you'll ask why it isn't working
Why isn't it working?

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released June 2, 2017

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